haamster

a sexual act involving animal feces and usage of said feces to stimulate erogenous zones.

He haamstered me so hard I came

by Jish310 December 15, 2010

Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

Hamsted

To be hammered and blasted at the same time; more notably drinking first and then blazing it up.

Bro, we were so hamsted while dancing I totally lost my wallet.

by Duderific93 July 12, 2010

hamstershaver

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.

1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.

by johnnny March 29, 2005

hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010