hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009

Hurricane Hair

Hairstyle for young men, characterized by sweeping tendrils of diagonal hair across the forehead and side of the face.

If I open up another magazine and see one more boy with that hurricane hair I'm gonna lose my lunch.

by DLucasSki January 30, 2009

hermione hair

Extremely frizzy hair that resembles the hair of Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series, usually plaguing those with thick, curly hair.

"With all this humidity I had to braid my hair today so no one would see my Hermione hair."

by Maddysin July 18, 2014

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

by gottaloveya August 19, 2014

texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.

Damn girl, you have Texas hair.

by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013

Headset Hair

The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.

Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.

by DeathByRPG February 17, 2015

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015