fwoofy hair

fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.

wow! you have fwoofy hair!

by fwoofyhair May 18, 2021

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

Classroom hair

Classy Italian kids who wear their hair according to Sasha buns of chemistry and all these topics

Guy 1: I think I want a haircut later
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair

by Bermudaboyshorts August 7, 2016

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

by anarcissie August 9, 2013

veteran hairs

When your beard hairs start turning white

"Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"

by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016