German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action

This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.

by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006

Guerman

When your so enraged you go stomping in to the woods looking for trouble you see a big black bear and with out even thinking about it you charge it punch it in the face, grab it by its throat pull his face really close to yours and in a stern angry voice say "your fucking done..." then you continue to bite his eye out shove your hand down its mouth and pull out various organs. then take your newly found organs and cook yourself up a nice hardy lunch and go about your day.

Dude, he just pulled a Guerman right now.

by ZGHK December 12, 2010

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009

german piston

the femal version of a dutch ruuder

"gosh, joe gave me a great german piston last night"

by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009

German Superplex

When a huge ass german man gets behind you, shoves his cock inside your ass, and does a suplex.

Dude Gustavo did a German Superplex on Estaban and cracked the floor!!!!

by Douche-bags assassin June 27, 2009

German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.

Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.

by J@$0n May 14, 2011