monkey grease

Chewing Tobacco

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!

by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

on the grease

prison term:

on bad terms with,
in a feud with,

John's on the grease with the yard gang.

by Fred Sailer October 23, 2008

greased

ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word

I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

Greasy Rosita

Like a Greasy Sanchez except when a girl wipes the sweat from her snatch on a guys upper lip.

Amelia gave him a Greasy Rosita and he spent all day licking his upper lip!

by jackie June 10, 2003

Greasy Jane

N; When one fills a waterballoon with highly liquid fecies after having ingested large quantites of mexican food. One then throws this waterballoon onto one's intended target, thus giving unto that person place or thing a "Greasy Jane." A Greasy Jane tends to contain highly acidic deuce, that the target will not only be shocked that they are covered in said deuce, but they will also experience a burning sensation.

I gave that bitch a Greasy Jane out of my fuckin' hotel room window.

by John June 30, 2004

Greasy Wombat

When two or more people coerce an especially dirty, stinky, hairy hobo (male or female) into having sex in which the hobo is vomited and shit on (particularly the face and genital areas) by persons who consume nothing but greasy, spicy food and then continue to fuck every orifice possible. The spicy food creates burning sensations in sensitive areas. Additionally, the hobo will eat the bodily ejections because they have no other food source.

"Was thinking about finding hobo Steve to give him a greasy wombat for his birthday. You wanna come with?"
"A what?"
"You don't even want to know..."

by tahonbass September 5, 2009

grease

Petroleum based pomade used to style the hair. Favoured less in recent times due to all manner of modern waxes, hairsprays amd gels but still de rigeur amongst the swing, rockabilly, and greaser fraternities.
Can be used to create anything from a slicked back 1920s look to a 1950's pompadour.

Have you got any grease? I'm going Lindy Hopping tonight and I want my pomp to look right.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006