Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

Graver

Person of 40+ age that can still go out, have it like it's still the summer of love, afterparty after the party and still hold a fuckin job down.

She her over there, 53 and still dancing till 6am, shes a proper graver...

by The bongolist April 19, 2020

grape

my name. i am grape.
i am super cool grape man.

"grape is super cool, look at it go!"

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 July 2, 2020

grapetown

napa california, Home of 🍇 in the bay area

person:Im from grapetown,

person 2: oh so you from napa?

by anonymous September 17, 2020

grapperhaus

a dutch politician who told the people to keep their distance during COVID-19 and then hugged his mother in law at a wedding.

*hugs someone during quarantine*
person: dude i just pulled a grapperhaus.

by Winnie the poeh October 30, 2020

gradert

If an part of your name have gradert in it you are weird. you are shy and have a lot of cool friends. you are very funny and awesome. You love video games and love music especially rap music. you have at least 1 brother and 1 sister. you play and talk with your friends every day. you be rude to your friends for no reason to make them mad. you always play games with them. a few girls or boys like you but they never stop liking you.

you are really shy at first but then you will open up. Gradert is mostly there last name.

by kadenwashere November 17, 2020