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gold medal

Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.
Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.
by k d January 10, 2008
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Gold Pants

Gold pants - Noun

Ex 1. Nathan took Becky's gold pants.
Ex 2. Rough game for Brett Farve today. He lost his gold pants out there.
Ex 3. Robert no longer has his gold pants.
by rougher12 January 13, 2011
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dutch gold

dublins finest brew! a cheap drink who's captivating taste is exceeded on by its ease on one's pocket
9 of your finest for €10 please, or perhaps 6 for €7 and 10 blue!
by yebollix July 24, 2004
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Gold Digging Lock Lizard

A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.
I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!
by BHAM GONE November 8, 2010
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lannister gold

When a person anal masturbates with an ear of corn so hard that the next day they shit kernels and blood
We went to a gay bar last night and I got trashed, I woke up this morning and found lannister gold
by PTAsshole May 21, 2014
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brown gold

To leave a turd in somebody else's toilet and not flush. Usually done as a joke or to stink up one's apartment.

See shit
Shit yo! That dumb mother fucker left some brown gold up in here.
by zippi October 3, 2003
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Jew Goal

A person who when playing FIFA (other football games avaliable) passes the ball when 2 on 1 with the keeper in order to provide the receiver with an open goal.

Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.

Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)

If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.

USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Player 1 is through on goal with the keeper in front of him, it is at a normal angle so goal is certain and requires no skill, a team mate makes a run into the box so Player 1 passes to that player providing them with an open goal.

"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
by 210#6 December 28, 2011
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