German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)

Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!

by ImGerman December 22, 2019

German

1. Something of German origin
2. The language of Germany that somehow gets über-long words.

Friend: This is Hans, he is German
Hans: wir Deutschen fürchten Gott, aber sonst nichts auf der Welt!

by Pinayeet January 12, 2020

German make-out

Sticking your tongue in your significant other’s asshole

Molly loves to German make-out with her boyfriends.

by Granfunk July 20, 2020

german hotbox

When your friend shits into the glove box of your car

"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."

by futureshards May 23, 2020

german em

Absolutely perfect human being. She makes your useless life woth living. When somebody talks about how beautiful a german em is, you roll your eyes backwards and say: "bitte..." please.

- Have you seen that girl ?
+ Yes, bro, what about her ?
- I think she looks like german em.
+ Rolling eyes Bitte...

by butayarou9915 October 19, 2020

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex

Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.

by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020