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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
mugGet the grip the goblinmug.

Gripped

When someone gets caught red-handed, doing something they shouldn't.
Damn, josh got gripped last night by feds.
by Jmilly94 April 22, 2023
mugGet the Grippedmug.

Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip
I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.
by Richardcranium March 14, 2024
mugGet the Eastern Gripmug.

A gentleman’s grip

When a female places her mouth upon a male anus and the woman uses her tongue and lips to pleasure the male by way of anal oral sex, the male is receiving a gentleman’s grip.
I mounted the virgin, she proceeded to partake in a gentleman’s grip. All the joy in the world does not compare to the pleasure I felt from such a proper act of love and affection.
by Party McGraw March 14, 2023
mugGet the A gentleman’s gripmug.

Gorillah grip pussy

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.
“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”
by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025
mugGet the Gorillah grip pussymug.

Stink Grip

1. A mythical force of nature — the kind of vagina that could crush souls with its grip but also clear a room with its scent.
2. A paradox of pleasure and punishment; the ultimate test of lust vs. survival instincts.
“Bro, it was the best and worst night of my life — she had that stink grip. I couldn’t breathe… but I couldn’t leave.”
by Uncircumcised bandit May 13, 2025
mugGet the Stink Gripmug.

Grip-Grab

One who extends their arms and grabs at something following a grip motion.

To pick at somebody or something with one or more alternatives to achieve a conclusion .
”That young man is grip-grabbing for the rope.”

“Someone sucker-punched the man and he fell down grip-grabbing trying to counterpunch the attacker.”

“She is grip-grabbing at the social block to win her friend’s attention.”
by Bleep’s Words April 21, 2020
mugGet the Grip-Grabmug.

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