Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.

My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021

face pressed against glass

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.

He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.

by A random person you don't know May 2, 2022

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS

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JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS Is good

by Your bob August 30, 2022

Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.

My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.

by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023

You looketh in a mirrored glass

same bitch

“i’m so glad we met”
“you looketh in a mirrored glass, friend”
“nevermind”

by GetKrinky545 August 26, 2021

Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man

A image of a glass man. Appears in Kool Keith live on the Stretch and Bobbito show, 1993. A sample of the show was used in the song "Carnivores Unite" by Blockhead (see below).

"The Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man...I'm serious this is dope, it's like a image of a glass man, you can't really see him"

by AriaMeth March 30, 2023

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass

A way to loose America's Got Talent intently

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass, WHERE'D IT GO? ITS UP MY ASS!!

by AceTheLemon November 10, 2022