Gary Sans

Kermit the frog dressed in a suit. A frog who loves bombs, and will often ask if you want any bombs.
A frog who has amassed immense power and is able to travel through timelines and forever escape the sights of the TVA.
A frog who only wants respect from his peers and wants friendship, make sure to give him his respect or else.

"Hey look its Gary Sans, I wonder if he will ask me if I want any bombs?"

by TheRealMist4305 December 9, 2024

Gary

A person acting immature for their age and like a prat, idiot, moron or being generally stupid

Stop being such a Gary, it’s so immature

by Spider-Man-91 December 11, 2024

Gary-rigged

Gary Reagan is the process of fixing something that is broken in a non-orthodox manner. Gary Regan also includes duct tape electrical tape epoxy solder glue spit shit and a number of other things that you can make as composites

Man I'm telling you what oh Bob he Gary-rigged the engine for the damn good we're getting about 35 mi to the gallon when we was only getting about six the other day and I'll use was a potato some aluminum foil and a rubber hose

by Monstermann5150 December 26, 2024

Gary

A word used to define a person with half a brain and who is rejected from any other purpose which is more meaningful than wasting oxegen.

John: Look at that individual all alone, He is such a gary.
Random individual: I like ingesting shampoo and shiting in courtrooms

by gigga_digga December 28, 2024

Gambling Gary

A compulsive gambler

Gambling Gary

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

gary

A name. Specifically a name for one of Superman (2025)'s robots. Better than Four.

"Maybe one day you'll give me a name."
"Four's a name."
"Gary's a name, too."

by Hardstuck Internet August 24, 2025

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025