Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
Get the fitted sheet syndromemug. 
Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the natural grease-fittingmug. "Karma threw a hippie fit at the store when she found out the turkey wasnt organic"
"I threw a total hippie fit when I saw them throwing away all the recycling!"
"I threw a total hippie fit when I saw them throwing away all the recycling!"
by Dancin' Karma Bear September 7, 2013
Get the Hippie fitmug. Lily Starfire is fit af, she's the personification of a wet dream and I wish she'd dm me to hook up 😉
by DmMeToHookUp October 11, 2025
Get the Fitmug. Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness bouldermug.