thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language

alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up

by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018

Emotional Fartscar

A bad memory involving farts.

Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!

by Beel69 February 20, 2019

moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Whitney facts

Whitney facts,
Facts which explain nd expose the lies behind every story ever told about d world😁

Example
I wanna know about d creation of d world, but i don't know where to check
Simply ask Whitney facts for answer

by Whitney fact herself💖💮 August 10, 2019

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019

Bitch-Farts

When yo bitch queef when you guys are fucking

My gf had some major bitch-farts the other day

by Keisha con migo August 25, 2019