indiana flap jack

its when you grab someone's head and slam it off of your cock several times while one of your friends is filming it in the background laughing their asses off because of the reaction of the guy who just got mouth fucked

Dude, yesterday after school Jonathen indiana flap jacked Bobby!!

by as;dlfhadfh April 14, 2010

Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

flampy

When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet

I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.

by Caleb Mandrake May 15, 2006

flampy

When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.

These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.

by Emms76 December 27, 2007

flap

partial skin piece dangling from pubic region that is neither dick nor vagina. is known to bleed from time to time .

t. feely's flap started to bleed so he rung it out like a towel .

by Tyler max tony aj and sean May 6, 2008

Camel flap

Travis lavetrie

travis has a new nick name....Camel flap

by a concerned citizen November 15, 2003

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012