Brap brap fap

The moment when the perpetrator of a high school massacre lays down one weapon and takes up another.

"Dude, I hear Denzil had a wank after shooting all those kids. All that killing really got his juices flowing."

"A brap brap fap. God, that is so sick."

"In a good way."

by Brapbrapfap December 7, 2011

deja fap

Magic sense to know when you're about to get caught having a wank.

Be alert, gentlemen.

Man, I almost got caught fapping by my mom, but then deja fap kicked in, and I covered up just in time.

by anarchomaniac January 19, 2011

Mad Fap

Becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are Master of the Universe

I just got done playing Gears of War with the bros, now I gotta go Mad Fap

by ScarlettHarlot October 14, 2016

turbo fap

a money making scheme

did you see the turbo fap on my screen?

by pandabear88888 January 13, 2010

Da fap master

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.

John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo

by NoobPillow July 23, 2020

Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.

Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in

by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011

Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.

Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012