by Hater of Eddie October 1, 2018

Eddie is a very funny guy, who really tries to be your best friend. He cares about you and will do he can for you. He often struggles mentally with himself, doubting his self worth and worries that he annoys you. He can be quick to anger, but he is usually a level headed person who likes music, video games and is a total sucker for love. You need to treat him well, because he will stop being friends if you don't. Because he is one in a million. He generally knows random things, like freaking Greek myths, and spends his time reading harry potter and playing Overwatch and Skyrim. He worries that he is an ugly botch, so let him know that he is not! He will fight for you and what he believes in. If he loves you, he will treat you like a queen cuz he straight as a ruler and if you tell him that he is gay, he will get real mad. He will give you trust so treat it well. He also has a strong love for his mother and father. Eddie feels he has no worth at times so let him know that he does! Never loose him cuz you won't be the same without him. NEVER.
Eddie: *Sigh*, I don't feel like I have worth. Should i just k*ll myself?
Friend: "Oh my goodness, Eddie NO! You are such a good friend and we don't want to loose you."
Eddie: "'We?'"
Friend, "Yes we. You have lots of friends, but you just need to look!"
Eddie, "But what about my crush? I feel like annoy her too much."
Friend, "Eddie, ANY girl would be lucky to have you."
Eddie, "Really?"
Friend, "Really."
Eddie, "Thanks. You really helped me out of a dark corner of my life."
Friend, "No problem! I know that you would do the same for me!:"
Friend: "Oh my goodness, Eddie NO! You are such a good friend and we don't want to loose you."
Eddie: "'We?'"
Friend, "Yes we. You have lots of friends, but you just need to look!"
Eddie, "But what about my crush? I feel like annoy her too much."
Friend, "Eddie, ANY girl would be lucky to have you."
Eddie, "Really?"
Friend, "Really."
Eddie, "Thanks. You really helped me out of a dark corner of my life."
Friend, "No problem! I know that you would do the same for me!:"
by YouShouldNeverGiveUp October 6, 2021

A 10-year-old kid on discord that, has a new girlfriend every week, lies about age, has bad spelling, is homophobic, is transphobic, lies about race, and many other things
by VaillnaBliss April 24, 2022

Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.
Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"
by godsandmonsters666 May 30, 2021

Amazing in bed with a cock so beautiful it will make you cry. He may be 5’4” but so is his dick.
Cocky.
Cocky.
by KimGimbler May 23, 2022
