To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes
by black flag May 29, 2004
Get the ducks and drakesmug. A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018
Get the duck smugglermug. 1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017
Get the Stuffed Duckmug. Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.
by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015
Get the Dry Duckmug. by itsallokay June 3, 2021
Get the Oh duckmug. an alcoholic layered shot made the same way as a duck fart
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.
by big B-F June 29, 2009
Get the russian duckmug. by Bridke September 1, 2016
Get the Duck and fuckmug.