Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the scuba-divingmug. When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 5, 2019
Get the Scottish snorkel divemug. A diving liveaboard is a medium to small size cruise boat ( until 150 passengers) on which divers can cruise to diving sites that are often unaccessible to day trip diving cruises.
Our diving liveaboard was definitely the most comfortable way to dive in areas where we were able to see whale sharks, hammer heads, coral reef and beautiful shipwrecks without having to commute to a resort! We spent the whole day diving!
by LiveAboard.com July 5, 2017
Get the Diving liveaboardmug. friend 1: hey lets go out to the bar and find some women to hook up with
friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.
friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.
by Grrlscout315 June 26, 2018
Get the tinder divingmug. The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.
Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.
Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
by dconder July 28, 2011
Get the Hoard Divingmug. by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022
Get the take a divemug. by anonymous November 23, 2023
Get the duvet divingmug.