someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and I.T. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.
person 1 - 'Hey dude, what happens if I push this button ?'
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')
by Pav M =] December 30, 2008

Collecting digital media for the sake of collecting it, not watching and/or listening to it. Accumulating titles that you have no interest in, no intent of using for entertainment and no desire to do anything with except just possessing it.
by Evanwins May 1, 2016

by Romtuggeri June 3, 2023

An infographic that depicts various online platforms, and what happens to those accounts if the user dies.
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

The digital dance divide refers to the gap between people with effective access to dance games (e.g. Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance, Dance Party, etc ..) and those with very limited or no access at all. This can be seen in the field during a high school dance where a group of students show great skills in repeating solo dance moves in the game(s) and the rest displaying only rudimentary moves.
This high school dance is lame. Most of the people are just standing there. Just a few Just Dance nerds in the corner, showing off. Must be Digital Dance Divide.
by The Notorious AFG January 25, 2011

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 25, 2011
