down for the dick

What a male is when they wear their pants low, so ther ass is hanging out. They are trolling for cock

That Nathan always has his pants hanging low, he is so “Down for the dick”

by 45320 November 30, 2017

Dick Nibber

someone who bites on the end of a dick and calls it a blowjob

i got the worst blowjob last night from some dick nibber

by wetdickallnight April 17, 2009

dick appointment

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dicked Down

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.

B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.

by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

by Eddy September 5, 2007

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019