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David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
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David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
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David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 8, 2021
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A person who is tall and is rude to everyone
That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"
by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021
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A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com
David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful
by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021
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by Yellow.yolk November 21, 2021
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The guy who will
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never and I mean never run around and desert you.
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