Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

diet radish

diet radish is a phrase used when you just ate someone out and get poop smears on your mouth area

hey honey, i just got diet radished

by Localcoolmom August 24, 2021

yeeto diet

The diet, or food eating habit, that consists only of “Yeet” and CS:GO

“Hey did you hear about that new diet, the yeeto diet? Swaggersouls LOVES it.

by Jim & Pam June 8, 2019

Chuck Adkins Diet

After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers.

Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.

"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.

Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT.

"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"

by 1bob February 10, 2012

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.

If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

by non-caring blurryface August 23, 2018