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customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017
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Custie

A false term used by people on Shakedown Street to imply that they are somehow more into the scene or more entitled to be there. The users of this word are likely to feel as though other peoples property is not of value and will willingly steal said property whether it be a family heirloom or an internet stream.
You see all the Custies out here bro! Let's take them for all they got.
by Scobi-Wan Kenobi December 10, 2017
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Custerbate

My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.
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customized favor boxes

This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garnish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.
customized favor boxes
This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.
by printcosmo May 2, 2018
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custom ink

The god of all brands in Montgomery Texas
Custom ink is my god, custom ink!!!!
by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018
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custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.
Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!
by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018
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Custard tart

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?
by Nikesem December 14, 2018
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