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Curtain

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

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by Shanillia June 17, 2016
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cool curtains

when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society
comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains

I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains
by fakefarmfag November 25, 2010
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curtain skirtin

The female equivalent of meatriding.

When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.
Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!
by smoodude June 29, 2024
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sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"
by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024
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Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.
Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*
by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010
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curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.
Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.
by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 26, 2017
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017
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