Croissant controller

A gay sex position where a person plays with their partners dick by wiggling around and twisting it like a bop it

I want a croissant controller

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Out of control drone

Really? What happened there? He is right to say that it isn't broken. It is an Anti-Theft protocol. YOU... Are STEALING... From ME... So I CAN fix it. But nothing you are going to suggest... Is going to do it. I could have fixed it immediately if I had know that it was happening. BEFORE anything bad happened. So went you lost control of it... What did the NOT-ME... Who is taking credit for the THEORY... Upon which all of the LLMs are predicated... SAY to you? Was it "Not my problem" or was it "No refunds?" Because THEY KNOW that they didn't come up with it and, therefore, have no idea why you lost control how to fix it. And YOU don't understand the theory and, therefore, ALSO can't to anything about it. And all of the shit you are coming up with is all self-indulgent bullshit that would be convenient for YOU but is likely not actually an option

Hym "Out of control drone shot down... Hmm... Sooo... How often does that happen? How often do you lose control of the drones? You said something about 3 years? Has that been happening for 3 years now? Well, if I have anything to do with it, here is how this is going to work? I'm not going tit-for-tat with you anymore. You will explain to me in direct dialogue the entirety of my situation, in person, and you will do so in on sitting and in manner that is concordant with the absolute truth. Then, you will allow me to cast judgment on the people I deem responsible. Then AND ONLY THEN... Will I do any further explain. I will not longer engage in exchanging tokens of information. The entire thing now or I will not participate."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Controller

A Device used to aimbot. Most people are shit so they can't switch to keyboard lol.

fuck controller

by Rticc November 21, 2020

Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.

"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"

by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

Government mind Control

Usually fantasys like laws, money, and other bullshit based on there paranoid bullshit

but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy

government mind control, its just some game they play to keep there slaves to busy to leave there fantasy, its only the spartans who give birth to men not so fn laws or titles

by MyneOwedWoos June 20, 2023

birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.

"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020

New controllers better combollers

A saying expressing the boost from new controllers that will increase and make combollers(game mechanics) betters

You know what they say New Controllers Better Combollers

by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020