cloud sneezer

People who sneeze when they look at the sky.

People who are extremely high.

"I heard that timmy was allergic to the sky, what a cloud sneezer."

"Did you know Jake was doing drugs in his car, I should stop hanging out with a cloud sneezer like him."

by Neatly Folded Towels July 25, 2022

cloud muncher

When you’re giving a rimjob and the person farts in your mouth.

Guy: I was eating Sally’s ass last night and she farted in my mouth. But I kept on going.
Other guy: Dude, you’re a cloud muncher.

by Metal /M\ September 28, 2020

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018

Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.

JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’

by godsangelgal November 28, 2018

Dirt cloud

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies

Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma

by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022

Cloud connected

Dead.

When least expected, cloud connected.

by Angrypup December 7, 2023

Cloud

Fakest shit ever u get excited and think u can jump on it and it’s fluffy but really u fall through and die ..... it’s a snake

Fuck this fake ass cloud

by Fuckclouds101 June 3, 2018