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by hihoihihihihih December 18, 2025

Chudfart

Chudfart (noun)
/ˈchʌd.fɑ rt/

A mysterious social phenomenon in which a person confidently says something so stupid it briefly alters the temperature of the room.
“Dave explained crypto again and unleashed a full chudfart.”

Dave explained crypto again and unleashed a full chudfart.

by Seidr January 15, 2026

Nutty Chiffin

Crazy, or alot of fun.

"That party was Nutty Chiffin!"

by Jordii June 25, 2007

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 2, 2011

(r)chaffee

the one who always at fault
never does anything right

God dammit (r)chaffee

by (r)chaffee May 25, 2018

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018