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Welsh Choirboy

A psychopathic muslim terrorist who goes around stabbing kids and being a paedophile too. They also have a fondness for boning goats and shouting Allah Akhbar as they run down the street with a meat cleaver chasing anyone who is white.

When they commit a major crime (like beheading a stranger or running over multiple people with a lorry who were just celebrating Christmas) they get arrested and the media cover up the whole incident In the UK, goat shagger lovers like Keir Starmer say the terrorist was misunderstood and give them a suspended sentence. The leftist media also show a picture of the noncey killer as a schoolboy and tell the public they were a Welsh national who sang in his school choir.
Muhamed (just off the boat from France) - “I’m off to stab some innocent white girls cuz Allah wants me too”
Abdul “Id love to do that too but I can’t come. I’m shagging my 2 year old sister now and my goat later”.

The BBC newsreader later that evening “A British man has been arrested for trying to help some girls dance along to songs and accidentally spilled ketchup on them. Some right ring extremist snuck in and stabbed all the girls dead, and has tried to pin it on this good man. Neighbours report him as a friendly young Welsh choirboy”.
by Fcukleftists November 26, 2025
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Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.
I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.
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Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."
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The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets
I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice
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Trump or Hillary choice

When you have 2 shitty/bad/unappealing choices the names refers to the nominees of the 2016 presidential
Idk what i must choose its a Trump or Hillary choice
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chicago children’s choir

A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.
Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
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