Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.

Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.

by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.

Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.

by profBH January 23, 2011

cellfool

public nuisance who obstructs or endangers others by driving or walking with his phone in his ear and his head up his ass.

He's a major-league cellfool, with three talking-while-driving accidents to his discredit.

by obillo December 19, 2011

Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013

Cell Tell

another name for a cellular telephone

Has anyone seen my cell tell?

by Baxter Joe July 28, 2012

celliot

celliot / cell-iot / celliriot. The word is used to describe someone that is constantly on their phone, particularly between people in conversation, hence being an idiot on his/her cell phone, or behaving like an idiot on his/her cell phone, a celliot.

Hey, John! Stop being a celliot. or John is being a real celliot, look he didn't even hear me.

by sjlourenssa October 11, 2013

Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015