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Cheerleading

An extra curricular activity that involves faking smiles and flashing one's crotch at small children, for men it's what they try out for shortly after having their balls removed.
Mike - Hey did you hear that Becky got arrested for flashing her crotch at some 12 year old boy?

Stan - Yeah man she should've just tried out for cheerleading , she would've gotten away with it
by Bucketofnails March 20, 2011
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cheerleading

an aesthetic competition that cannot be classified as a sport not due to a lack of difficulty (since jumping around, holding up people who weigh 80 lbs when you weigh 80 lbs, and yelling really loudly are somewhat to very difficult), but because an integer score is not awarded for certain activities (e.g. football - a touchdown is 6 points, baseball - a run is 1 point, etc.)
Cheerleading and figure skating are difficult, but not sports. This is not intended to demean either of these activities, but to place necessary qualifications on certain words.
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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cheerleading

a sport that should be reconized and respected just like any other sport should.
Cheerleaders Are Athletes
Cheerleading involves cheers, chants, jumps, dance, tumbling, gymnastics, partner stunts and pyramid building. Cheerleaders are not just dance entertainers at games, they have to master difficult and demanding athletic techniques and be effective crowd leaders, often training longer hours than the players they cheer for. During a typical gridiron game players may get breaks, but cheerleaders go flat out for three and a half hours in all weathers.

97% of all cheerleaders are female, however almost 50% of collegiate cheerleaders are male. 12% of cheerleaders are aged 5 to 13 years, and 12% are dancers. The largest growth area is Juniors. 83% in school squads hold leadership positions in school organisations, and 83% have 'B' grades or better. 62% are involved in a second sport.
by Makenzie December 24, 2007
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Cheerleading

soooooooooooo a sport
in any other sport if you miss a catch all you miss is the ball
you lift weights, we lift people
if cheerleading were easy, more boys would do it.
by T.K. Marie March 22, 2009
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Cheerleading

The greatest SPORT to ever exist, in which girls and/or boys pep up a crowd, tumble, jump, yell, dance, kick, etc. Not only is it harder than any other activity in the world but it is also more fun.
Cheerleading=Life.
by Mercedes Runyan September 14, 2009
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Cheerwind moustache

If someone is being unnecessarily grumpy and you break wind with excellent comedic timing, causing them to smile against their will, the resulting complex facial expression is called a Cheerwind moustache.
Sue was being a total debbie downer at dinner but I finally managed to give her a Cheerwind moustache.
by lulzbringer May 29, 2010
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Cheerific

Cheerific - adj. Something so extraordinary, wonderful or intense that it results in an excited and untamed release of energy manifested in the form of verbal cacophony, (i.e. cheering or hollering).
The release of the Vampire Chronicles saga resulted in a cheerific nationwide celebration among its avid followers.
by JetCruiser July 10, 2010
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