cheesemare

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.

I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.

by Remedy X April 24, 2005

Limburger Cheese

A type of cheese that my cooking teacher is making us try at the end of the year whether we already tried it or not, its either try it or get an F. I don't know if I should hold my breath or my nose.

Limburger Cheese is the foulest smelling food item in the universe, worse than the smell of a dead skunk on a hot summer day. Much worse.

by Teevo March 25, 2008

Bean Cheese

The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.

After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.

by Gringo Charlie September 9, 2010

Getin Knighted With Cheese

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.

As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.

by Shwank The Hobbit June 24, 2011

Cheesy Balls of Wonderment

An affectionate term used to describe the "Ultimate Cheese" branded snacks that you get from Kroger stores. They are unlike anything man has ever experienced.

"Yo baby, what's up?"..."not much, hun...just sitting on the couch watching a movie with a bag of Cheesy Balls of Wonderment. Life is gooood."

by c@pper March 27, 2009

slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008

Philly Cheesesteak

The best kind of Cheesesteak you can find anywhere in the world. Don't be fooled by pizza places in the suburbs, or anywhere outside Philly that display 'Philly Cheesesteaks' on the menu, because they are usually the worst kind. Given my name, FromPhillyWitWiz, I prefer mine wit Wiz, but a true Philly Cheesesteak place will just assume American unless you specify otherwise. For best taste, hit up Jim's in the Northeast for a Cheesesteak that'll blow your mind. If a person is not from Philly, It is very obvious bacause they'll refer to it as a Cheesesteak Sandwich. A Philly Cheesesteak is not the act of ejaculating on a plain cheesesteak, that would taste horrible, therefore being a Jersey 'cheesesteak sandwich'. Don't take forever to order. "extra Wiz Witout" is a cheesesteak wit Exra cheese wiz and no fried onions. Don't order like"Hi, yes, I'd like one cheesesteak with cheesewiz and no fried onions. and can i get extra cheese on it? thankss" That's VERY Jersey, and not cool at all. They should spit on you.

Man, I'm starving, I'm gonna take the bus to Jim's right here in the Great Northeast and get the best fuckin Philly Cheesesteak there is cause Jims only has the best, and the best is only at Jims.

by FromPhillyWitWiz June 1, 2011