canadian popcock

when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.

My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.

by dragonjamer November 13, 2011

Canadian Backjack

During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.

Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.

by Dillon Coolman December 11, 2011

canadian cheer

A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.

The Canadian cheer, "To beaver fever, lick it and please her!"

by stephenharper September 30, 2011

Canadapologize

1. To offer an apology not intended to admit fault. Commonly made in Canada to avoid seeming rude.

"So, what did you do when that creepy guy hit on you?"

"I canadapologized for not being into men, and wished him luck."

by Kazarian June 13, 2012

canadian bathrobe

When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples

Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe

by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013

Canadian Apology Vortex

(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.

Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"

Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."

by SwampBullySparkles April 1, 2014

canadian sweet tooth

A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup

Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth

by cannierstew January 10, 2016