National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021

Cotton Picking

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.

John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"

by mrkansas July 9, 2011

Piss Cutting Legend

1. A person and or being, group or association, whom drinking large volumes of alcoholic beverage.

2. A shearer or a Muleser who drinks many beers.

3. Often coincides with gentlemanly types who enjoy rugby union, polo, golf and cricket and getting "boozed" after the match.

"Those NSW Western Muleser's really can cut piss, they are piss cutting legends"

Those bum skinning, rugby playing, chick magnet gentleman can really drink, what a bunch of PCL's haha, or piss cutting legends.

Will: "Classic Custard" (while Custard drinks seventeen beers after bondi 10s in the marquee) "I'm a piss cutting legend Will."

"Those Muleser's were the last team to leave Woollahra 2, what a great bunch of piss cutting legends"

by wmuleser February 27, 2011

cotton-mouthing

when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water

guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks

by gdat0 March 16, 2011

peter cotton tail

the act of inserting the maile genitalia in multiple orifices of the female species. ie alternating insertion into the vagina and the anus

I took that biotch home last night and went peter cotton tail on her...I was jus jumpin from hole to hole.

by Flaxx Eed August 28, 2009

cutting shit

The act of fucking shit up while being sufficiently fucked up.

Olivia was cutting shit at Mardi Gras with those motha fuckas outside with her Reds.

by Dirrrrrrrrrrty May 4, 2014

Cutting Loose

When you have had more to drink than the norm.

“Damn bro, you’re cutting loose tonight.”

by ashblastum July 7, 2018