Crippling Stank

When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.

Oh my gosh, what is that crippling stank!?!?!?

by Highschool DxD November 21, 2017

Crippling Depression

You.

I have crippling depression.

by Ido1134 December 5, 2017

Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.

Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!

by Slawcat February 6, 2018

Cripins

Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)

Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?

by CallumFoster January 31, 2019

Crippn

A way of living and a lifestyle that is irreconcilable from that of gang members of the Bloods

You bettr respec my crippn

by average white mell February 6, 2019

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019