Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 24, 2025

Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.

I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.

by Kking11 September 20, 2018

Carrot

An Oreo biscuit

Mum can I have a Carrot

by Angry hungry person November 28, 2021

kinky carrot

Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.

1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩

1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.

by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021

Carrot top

A person with red hair.

“Kimmy is such a carrot top”

by THEDINOSAURMAN February 6, 2021

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019