Wank Call

The act of calling up a friend with intentions of getting a casual wank, or maybe something a bit more rigorous but in the same field.

John "Hey Mary, wanna come over and watch a movie?
Mary "Ok sure. Wait a second, is this a wank call?
John "Fuck!"
hangs up

by dr.stevebrule May 2, 2009

Better Call Saul

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by booty_mcanus_3001 December 13, 2022

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!

Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

Caliscrewya

Bay area slang for California.

E40 was overheard using it repeatedly on a Sacramento, CA radio station.

Holdin' it down in Caliscrewya, you beezy.

by Thizz or die you beezy April 24, 2006

911 call taker

the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911

the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency

call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"

by Selena Hart February 22, 2009