box in the attic

much like a man with cockwebs (see definition), a lady with a box in the attic has not been having as much sex as she once was.

Since breaking up with her boyfriend last summer, Carrie has had her box in the attic.

by dave99 December 14, 2004

Queef Boxing

Beatboxing through one's private parts

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!

by sheselle June 23, 2010

The Struggle Box

During times of pure incompetence, ineffectiveness, or stupidity, this refers to how much a person is struggling with a given situation, or possibly with life in general. The more intense the struggle, the deeper they are in the box.

guy 1: "dude, i couldn't get it up last night and she totally bailed on me."
guy 2: "bro, you're deep in the struggle box."

watching a completely hammered girl attempt a lap dance, then proceeds to vomit, one might say:
bystander: "wow, she's DEEP in the struggle box!"

by obuhanick November 05, 2009

Juice boxing

The act of becoming intoxicated by inserting a vodka saturated tampon into one's vagina.

Do you want me to buy you a shot? No thanks, I'm juice boxing tonight.

by Shoe max January 25, 2015

box pox

A term for any sexually transmitted disease affecting the female genitalia.

I heard she has a raging case of the box pox.

by succexy January 16, 2006

rot box

a stinky, smelly, old, wrinkly, snaggily, disgusting pussy. An old warn out rotting vagina.

"Say Tommy, why dont you come over here and pound me." "No way storm hag, I dont want to shove my ween doggie in your rot box!"

by Gooba Gabba January 12, 2006

shit box

butthole or butt region

He tongue jacked her shit box

by bm November 10, 2003