Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin

Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!

Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!

by King of the blumps May 1, 2009

blumpest

the act of preforming blumpy on another individual.

she was an extreem blumpest, she preformed blumpy so well she gained the national blumpest title

by cabron May 13, 2005

Blumpabration

When a man has a party to the occasion that he has recieved a blumpkin.
(See "Blumpkin")

After waiting for weeks for stacey to give him a blumpkin, march 30, John was able to finally have a blumpabration.

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Chicken Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex, while pinchin a loaf (blumpkin), and additionally eating chicken wings over her head.

"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.

by A-Dot Haines October 18, 2011

brokeback blumpkin

A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.

Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.

by dickymon August 25, 2006

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

Meteor Shower Blumpkin

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.

Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.

by RonLive October 27, 2010