stock block

when playing monopoly, if one player has most of the properties of one color and another player buys the remaining one it is "stock blocking"

player 1 has all but one of the reds
player 2 lands on the last one and buys it

player 1- dude...
player 2- what?
player 1- way to stock block

by raydogg711 May 1, 2010

glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

by Madfat March 16, 2013

salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks

Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.

by saly lick November 22, 2009

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Out of the blocks

The act of going really fast, going all out.

Dude, your 400m was out of the blocks!
Slow down, man, you're running obnoxiously fast
I can't help it, I'm out of the blocks!

by telliott93 April 4, 2011

Block Quote

A large quote that is used in essays for mainly for high school and college students

These quotes usually take up a lot of space and are perfect for papers you dont
know what you are writing about
and need to reach a certain number of pages

phew, without block quotes i never would have had enough pages for my essay

by Anarchy_Antelope January 14, 2009