beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

beaver diving

Putting your dick in a vagina.

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.

Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

Spread Beaver

Showing the vaginal area.

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!

by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003

Justin Beiber bomb

When you and everybody around you were listening to a good song and then somebody paused it and played Justin Beiber's "Baby".

We were listening to death metal and then I about killed them with a Justin Beiber bombed.

by shj218 November 22, 2010

beave reprieve

When your beaver needs a rest from too much sex.

boy: im ready to hit that again.
girl: ease back. i need a beave reprieve

by jessica moresco August 25, 2008