Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

Maple Bean

“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.

Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.

JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.

Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?

by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018

Bean Blanket

Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.

Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.

by ThesePancakesAreTiny May 16, 2011

sean beaned

To be killed repeatedly over and over again. Exclusively in the Fantasy/ gamer world!

Dude, you just killed me like three times! I just got Sean Beaned!!!

by Mantaray22 October 6, 2018

gookin on beans

When you’re tripping on meth or any other hard drug. When you’re tweaking

Hey, did you see mom in the kitchen? She’s so high, I’m sure she’s gookin on beans!

by The.basixx December 29, 2018

Emo Bean

A very anxious person. Who over thinks everything but is still a loveable bean. Sometimes refuses to be called cute or adorable, thinks that they're big and mighty . When there actually SMOL beans that people would kill for .

Patton:Virge is my Emo Bean

They're a precious Emo Bean

by Zombieheart4 November 23, 2019

bean lean

like a heroin lean, but from percs, oxys, etc. Bean is slang for a pain pill.

Did you see Johnny nodding out while he was drilling that concrete? He's got that after lunch bean lean.

by Mr. Frumble September 2, 2014