Battle Scars

Spots where skin has rubbed off of the genitalia from masturbating with a subtence that is too thin

water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!

by SoberLeprechaun October 13, 2010

Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.

A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.

by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008

battle of the booties

What rappers call MTV's Video Music Awards.

Yo, bam! Dis year it'z like da battle of da booties.

by Emily August 23, 2003

battlefury

1: An axe that cleaves. (DOTA reference)
2: A level 60 Tauren Warrior on Kil'Jaeden server.
3: Xing Jin!
4: Alternative name for male phallus

1: Perseverance + Mithril Hammer + Claymore = Battlefury.
2: Nobody owns Battlefury in a duel.
3: "My name is not Xing, it's Battlefury!"
4: Xing says his battlefury is very large and powerful.

by nobody February 17, 2005

Battlecock

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.

Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

by Mr. SaggyScrotum July 2, 2011

bloody battle

having sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period

He wasn't able to sleep with her because she was on her period, one must be brave to fight the bloody battle.

by hahathatsnotfunny April 5, 2008

the battle of britpop

Battle of the Britpop refers to a hotly contested chart battle between the British bands Blur and Oasis. Blur's single "Country House" faced off against Oasis' "Roll With It" when both singles dropped on the exact same day, August 14, 1995. Blur first won the battle when "Country House" outsold "Roll With It", but Oasis ulitmatly won the war with "What's the Story, (Morning Glory)" outselling Blur's album in total sells.

the battle of britpop raged between the bands Oasis and Blur in the British Invasion of the 1990's.

by Marcy Wayne September 23, 2013