A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy
cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty
cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your
butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it'
s fucking cool and you're wearing a
Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to
fake rub your ass against that
furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with
hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it
bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do
cum true!
Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $
7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of
hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'
m One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop
Hat. WTF?
Bass Pro Shop
hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of
people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
