british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.

You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.

by Yang Miyagi August 9, 2022

British bowtie

British Bowtie n.: A sexual act where a woman drapes her extended labia on your neck while you eat her out

I almost threw up a little when I saw Julia could give me a British Bowtie

by Kielmog January 11, 2017

British People

For those who think British people are not a race need to look up some facts here is the proof they are a race

Jackson321 knows that British people are a race of there own

by Jonny money May 24, 2023

British Indian Ocean Territory

An Overseas Territory of the United Kingdom situated in the Indian Ocean, halfway between Tanzania and Indonesia. The territory comprises the seven atolls of the Chagos Archipelago with over 1,000 individual islands (many very small) amounting to a total land area of 60 square kilometres (23 square miles). The largest and most southerly island is Diego Garcia, 27 square kilometres (10 square miles), the site of a Joint Military Facility of the United Kingdom and the United States.

"The only inhabitants in British Indian Ocean Territory are British and United States military personnel, and associated contractors, who collectively number around 3,000 as of 2018."

by CToad7 ALT March 13, 2023

British

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.

Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why

by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019

Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)

Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.

by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021