Blatter'd

Taken from inspiration by a Facebook group.

To be seriously corrupt but yet deny the claims of such allegations.

That is the most Blatter'd organisation I have ever seen

by JM92 June 24, 2011

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015

Blaser

Fast, and hot boi

'Wassup Logan Blaser?"

by MushroomsAndThings December 23, 2019

turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

by neologisto July 15, 2011

skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018

blister

A person that does hardly any work

Hey blister why not picking up a shovel for a change?

by Hdj January 28, 2008

Blister

Computer code that is used to link tables in a database without using SQL.

I can not write an SQL program to insert that data, there's a Blister in the system.

by Robert A. August 12, 2004