Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.

You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?

by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022

Little Bitchitis

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

A bitch in your ear

a feminine influence in one's life who manipulates a person's ideas of what's good and what's bad for their own self.

Typically achieved through emotional manipulation

"Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that it's nasty"

by uppity-downity February 24, 2024

white-bitchitis

A disease where a black male is obsessed with a white female that he isn't dating.

Eric: "Why does Anthony always hang out with that white girl"

Toby: "he got white-bitchitis I guess"

by chad-riceman March 9, 2025

Dumb-bitchitus

A disease where girls suffer from entitlement issues and constantly bitch and nag. Commonly found in women born in July of 2002

That girl has a serious case of dumb-bitchitus

by Stay toxic June 21, 2025

Sons O' Bitchen' est

The One that is the Most , Son of a Bitched ,, of them all .

When refering to Multible , Son of a Bitches .the one that is the most ...(what ever )? is the most ... sons of a bitchen est

Example :oh Man ,,That's the most Sons O' Bitchen' est , Of All them Son of a bitches , ThaT I ever did see . And,I done seen A lot o' them Sum bitches too. !

2*person- Well,, Hell, Man --If you aint about, the last Son of Bitch , I da' thought --that woulda went to callin' -this one and that ,sumbitches ! Well hell Man , Your the Sumbitchenest , Sumbitch , Of Em' All !!

by TheTheologist67 October 12, 2011

Jack da bitchie

to turn the music up, usually reggae

I was at a party and I told my friend to jack da bitchie

by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017