A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
by A smart arse November 30, 2011
When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan
by AGB7 October 12, 2017
If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.
"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
by psdoffe November 17, 2011
"He's such an arse biscuit"
by M December 09, 2004
dunlop has seen his arse again.
ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.
surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.
ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.
surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.
by Ginlarde October 03, 2008
To become angry or humiliated
If you don't clean this place up, Mum will see her arse when she gets home!
or
If you say hi to Fran in public and she blanks you you'll totally see your arse!
or
If you say hi to Fran in public and she blanks you you'll totally see your arse!
by firm shark gift September 17, 2008