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Alyssa

An Alyssa is the nicest most beautiful person you will ever meet. She has great style, and a great smile. She is very creating everything, and can keep a good secret. She is super loyal and a great friend. Her laugh is contagious.
Girl 1: hey have you seen that girl over there?
Girl2: yeah I think her name is Alyssa.
Girl 3: Omg are you guys talking about Alyssa! She is sooooo nice!
by Person360 February 26, 2021
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Alyssa

Someone who is an absolute flake and so rediculously toxic you can’t escape her no matter how much you want to.
I can’t stand how much I love Alyssa!
by juliequinnbee October 2, 2020
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alyssa

the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)
alyssa is the best
by cigarluvs January 1, 2022
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Alyssa

If you know or ever meet an Alyssa, seriously don't fuck around, she will be by your side and always have your back, but she also will tell you when you fuck up or do something wrong. Alyssa is the most appealing and attractive girl you will ever meet, litteraly, she can hang with the guys and get pretty with the girls but most importantly she can also be herself which is being a tomboy. She is absolutely stunning, Alyssa's usually have that natural tan skin and amazing body! She is very dedicated, when she puts her mind to something, she does it without doubt. She has tough skin and doesn't let people bring her down with their words. Alyssa knows how to make the whole room, if not world smile with her laughter, it is the best thing you will ever hear. If you have an Alyssa in your life, hold on to her and do not let go because you will NEVER find anyone as Breathtaking as Alyssa.
Guy1: (In sign language)Bro did you see alyssa?!?

Guy2:(Signing back) Yes, I thought an angel in blue jeans was walking torwards me, it was the best feeling I have had since subtitles were invented!!!
by Trump has balls :-P March 8, 2022
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alyssa W

The best human being you will ever meet in your lifetime. She is beautiful, kind, smart, and most of all determined. She will always try her best to get her way and will do anything for her family. If you ever see an Alyssa W. you should tell them they are amazing.
Raymond: woah There is a new girl in school named Alyssa W.

Ted: Holy Shit she already is a goddess.
by poopyheadthisisajoke December 6, 2020
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Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.
"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.
by listerine69 April 23, 2019
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Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.
"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024
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