Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024

Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.

Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.

by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024

Milkshake

Brings all the boys to the yard

Milkshake
And I'm like it's better than yours

Damn right its better than yours

by totallynotyrpseudonym March 17, 2019

Milkshake

When you cover a guys dick in whipped cream right as or right before he cums and mix them together.

Cody gave me a milkshake last night and I was so sweet

by Jxxxh July 11, 2018