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Ash Joke

When an Ash Joke is made, most of the room appreciate the incredibly clever, often witty, nature of the joke. The joke can often go over less clever people’s heads, creating the illusion the person who created the Ash Joke is stupid. This could not be further from the truth. The Ash Joke joker can remain smug at the fact that the stupid people therefore think that they are stupid. The irony.
Damn, the guy at work made an Ash Joke and I was the only one that appreciated it. The rest thought he was stupid but in fact they are the stupid ones.

That guy is either stupid or he just made an Ash Joke.
by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022
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Ash Khan

A man who loves:
Jak 2 mutations
Haematology
Bone marrows
Slides

And many more!
Hey Ash Khan what’s you up to?
Doing a marrow leave me alone
by Hatha chotha July 2, 2021
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Ash Main

The term "Ash Main" is used to describe a person who mains the operator "Ash" in the game "Rainbow Six: Siege" and they are often claimed to be the disgrace of the Rainbow Six: Siege community by many, as they can be really toxic, uncapable of playing the game and lacking intelligence. It can also be used as an insult for someone who cannot function well at playing the game.
Teammate: Oh my God man, you really are an Ash Main, your stats are 0-8-1!

or

Player who mains Ash: Damn it feels good to be an Ash main...
Teammate: What the heck dude? This isn't supposed to be something nice, I'm taking a screenshot of it!

or

Friend 1: Bro I just played Rainbow Six with some random Ash Main on my team who didn't know sh*t about the game, and of course, we lost!
Friend 2: It doesn't surprise me.
by xatzibeats April 3, 2024
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Ash

Dear Ash

Ash —
I’m worried to death because I haven’t been able to see you doing well.

You said we live in different worlds. But is that true?
We have different colored skin and eyes. We were born in different countries.
But we’re friends. Isn’t that what counts?

I’m really glad I came to America. I met lots of people.
And more than anything, I met you.

You asked me over and over if you scared me. But I never feared you, not once.
What’s more is you’re hurt much more than me. I couldn’t help feeling that way.
Funny, huh?

You’re way smarter, bigger, and stronger than me. But I always felt like I had to protect you. I wonder what it is I wanted to protect you from.
I wanted to protect you from fate.
The fate that tries to carry you away, drifting futher and futher.

You told me once about a leopard you read in a book. How you believed that leopard knew that it couldn’t go back.
And I said you weren’t a leopard, that you could change your destiny.

You’re not alone. I’m by your side.
My soul is always with you.

— Eiji Okumura
Call me mister lover man ig -ash
by Switserlland November 21, 2021
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ash

the most handsome boy on this planet. he has dreamy eyes, a smile to die for and drop dead gorgeous eyes. he will make you laugh for hours on end and he gives the best compliments on earth. he is the bestes fucking friend ever and an even better boyfriend. i am so lucky to have him
me: ash is so fucking amazingggg
ahs: no you
by mommycatgirlmeowmeow June 28, 2022
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Ashe

The best kotsie grox fangirl in the world! Ashe is so live laugh love. The prettiest me, me ever! Muah muah muah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yazenia Izquierdo: Im depressed

Melanie: Did you know ashe exists?

Yazenia Izquierdo: Im so not emo!

Yazenia Izquierdo: IM NOT EMO!
by BabyKata#YA! October 27, 2022
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Ash

P1: Hey dude id just like you to know that you're an Ash
P2: Thanks
by Ukaro May 3, 2022
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